Stuff Mom Says

I might start a series called "stuff my mom says". She's pretty randomly funny and gets us in stitches sometimes with her off the wall comments. Here's a few.

One time while playing a game with game cards

Sis: What color was it?

Mom: You know, that one that's color triangle.

At lunch today

Mom: Hey, did you guys see that baby over there? He's wearing a helmet like Magneto.

And my favorite, from today, talking about a new restaurant

Me: So that new restaurant, what kind of food does it serve?

Mom: They have breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Really Mom? :) We love you!

Cubicle art

I call this piece "Fish Out of Water" as a statement on artificial life and living outside the box.

Flat Beer

New meaning to "flat beer"

From a booth at the Gilroy Garlic Festival.

I Am An Excel Wizard!

So I just created an amazing spreadsheet that calculates and tracks our expenses in an easy to read and enter manner. It took awhile, but after fixing some excel mac formatting issues, and customizing with color and style, I have a working and usable spreadsheet. Now, we just need the discipline to enter all the information regularly.

It feels really good to know where your money is going and keeping our financial status in good health.

Coconuts

Sitting outside with coworkers during lunch can be very entertaining and eventful. One coworker brought a coconut to work, proceeded to cut a hole in it, stick a straw in it to suck out the juice. Then after slipping the final drops, threw it high into the air and dropped it to crack it open. Then proceeded to much away at the coconut inside. It was a really fun and nice lunch, with lots of lovely laughing and good jokes all around.

Makes you think of I've got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts and You put the Lime in the Coconut :) Where would we be without all these coconuts in our lives!

Unicorns